Zumba my Ass Off

Yep. I’m gonna Zumba my ass off.

Started with the step-by-step DVD of the Zumba Exhilarate package tonight.

I felt like an uncoordinated orangutan.

Those instructor chicks make it all look so easy. But then they’d pick up the pace, and it was like they’d added about 5 more steps than they showed me in the step-by-step-slow-enough-for-dummies-to-see-how-it-works part. *spits*

But that’s not the point.

No. The point, my friends, is to move your jiggly ass and get the calories burning. So what if you miss a step or 10.

I sweated.

I haven’t sweated in such a long time.

Belly dancing. With flames.